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minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up125arrow-down1·2 months agoWhat’s going to be their next trick? Launching a service that’ll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it’s done?
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·2 months agoI don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoOf course you did. Or else. Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.
minus-squaremundane@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoOr if it will reach a conclusion or be prematurely dropped.
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAnd provide a succinct list of talking points and responses to chat to people at work about?
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoBrain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoAt least that way I’d get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
minus-squareTheUnicornOfPerfidy@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago“The View? I’m gonna watch The View?” “Hey Mikey. I think he likes it”
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoGetting every episode of Dr Oz uploaded to your frontal lobes.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoor ANTI-VAXXERS entire manifesto/agenda into your brain.
minus-squareCannonFodder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoElectric Monk. A device to believe things for you.
What’s going to be their next trick? Launching a service that’ll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it’s done?
I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.
Of course you did. Or else.
Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.
Or if it will reach a conclusion or be prematurely dropped.
And provide a succinct list of talking points and responses to chat to people at work about?
Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.
At least that way I’d get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
“The View? I’m gonna watch The View?”
“Hey Mikey. I think he likes it”
Getting every episode of Dr Oz uploaded to your frontal lobes.
or ANTI-VAXXERS entire manifesto/agenda into your brain.
Electric Monk. A device to believe things for you.