Friends with a pool had a sign saying “don’t pee in our pool, we don’t swim in your toilet”. In Paris however…

“I wanna suck his balls!”

“No, I want them balls, fuck off!”

“Hey, I was here first, his balls are already in my mouth, wait your turn bro!”

Going towards The Handmaid’s Tale

Wait… I thought Pakistan nominated him. Why nominate him as a Ukrainian when he wants you to give up parts of your invaded land. When he promised to end the war within 24h after inauguration, but did nothing but make a mess. When he’s Putin’s little bitch… Why are people trying so hard to make Idiocracy a reality?

He should be locked up in a mental institute. Indefinitely.

First: deport European tourists, fuck up several times with other deportations to El Salvador concentration camps or African war zone…

“Why don’t Europeans come here, do you see how Europe just uses us by emptying American tourists’ wallets while not traveling here in return? Europe sucks!”

(hey Portugal, this is your chance, take what you want)

First let’s talk about your government. You’ve gotta do something before getting a reward.

Pornhub attacked France by retreating, France surrendered.

Yup. And hopefully they will see it is pointless and cut funding to spacex, instead of keep on throwing away money.

Whoop whoop! I hope it caused a lot of damage.

Hogwarts Legacy

Fuck I’m old.

Nvidia is singlehandedly responsible for killing all competition but AMD. They destroyed all other GPU companies with the nastiest tactics to dominate the market, only AMD has been able to survive. You can’t blame AMD for chip shortages, it’s the after shock after the covid pandemic. Never ever has there been a higher demand for chips, especially thanks to the rising EV market.

You can’t say AMD is as bad as Nvidia, as Nvidia is the sole reason the market got ruined in the first place. They are the worst of the worst.

And don’t forget diaper Donny, who destroyed international trade with his fucking tariff wars.

I support the lesser evil option, yes. It’s not like I have much other choices now, do I? Thanks to fucking Nvidia.

Nvidia is one of the most evil companies out there, responsible for killing nearly all other GPU producers destroying the market.

unless they’re rich or actually need it for something important

Fucking youtubers and crypto miners.

Fuck Nvidia anyways. #teamred

Oh no! Some nazis got hit. Aaaanyway

Priorities man, priorities