• Lfrith@lemmy.ca
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      Dexter as far as serial killers go was pretty nice compared to the average serial killer. He brought donuts and glides like a lizard on ice.

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        I honestly wouldn’t mind a billionare that ran around in the night using their billionare powers to bankrupt other billionares (or dumping their mutilated corpses in the bay, also fine)

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      I’d rather be murdered by the nicest serial killer than any of the others.

      Logic dictates that he’d use a ‘nice’ way to do it, such as laughing gas, or something.
      Over slowly skinning me alive and dunking me in a salt bath.