They need to filter out unauthorised bots. There’ll still be a fuckton but they’ll be spreading the right propaganda.

Im so glad a company finally admitted that the “we’re experiencing a higher-than-normal call volume” was just bullshit.

To every developer/programmer/coder/engineer/whatever that gets laid off in favour of AI soon, keep your skills up. Keep learning. The time is coming when they’ll need you back to fix it. Remember to price yourself to make up for loss of earnings in the interim and then some

Oh no you cant afford it? Ive got good news! You can play it on the cloud!

I havent paid attention to street fighter, and have played probably less than 3 hours since the SNES stopped being relevant.

What the hell has been happening here.

On the bright side there are more games than anybody can play in a lifetime that already exist. Sucks ass for my favourite hobby and lifelong companion from before my memory begins, but hey.

Rage from the machine

Also they’ll quickly learn about games where you need to git gud. Most games, especially recently, come equipped with a “baby mode storytime” difficulty setting, and theres more slice-of-life job-simulator games than ever.

If you try and go from “games are for children im too old for these newfangled marios” to “bullethell deathfest 6” youre gonna have a bad time

Which was already the name of a feature on the xbox to have 2 controllers pretending to be one. Is it the same thing as the thing on Windows that keeps trying to force its way down my throat or something different that has the same name so when people complain online about it there will be deliberate confusion about the exact nature of the complaint until frustration causes users to lash out at eachother instead of finding and fixing the problem?

Horrible company says “what? Me? No, guv, we just run ads”.

Best to get receipts.

Came to advise this. Its like “baby’s first civ”. Which sounds reductive and like I’m trying to be mean, but its not. It gives you a good intro to the core concepts.

On Scottish notes there are animals, and the fish scales and otter fur light up so cool under UV. The Bank of England notes just have the 5/10/20 number hidden in UV.

I hope they make cool designs.

Instantly recognised lockout before you said it was a halo pack

If its the actual content theyre worried about they all should. It doesnt matter what game youre playing there will eventually be a 6 year old shouting Nr and Ft at the top of his voice.

Maybe kids are earning vbucks by doing chores?

I too think its pants-on-head retarded to buy skins, but i remember being a kid and only wanting a certain toy because its popular right now. The amount of kids who wanted pokemon cards but didnt know how to play was unreal.

Bills and shareholders pockets are basically the same thing.

They all suddenly cared at the same time too, at around the same time every country started a massive push for fascism.

No system is perfect. The “show us your face so we can guess your age” thing we have in the UK (i think its an American company anyway) can be tricked by showing it the guy from Death Stranding, and i assume any other sufficiently realistic game.