If they got batteries

I want them batteries

“It’s okay, because it’s Microsoft” is management’s response when I raise a concern at work.

Heaven forbid you use an open source tool that isn’t on the software whitelist yet

Other comments did a good job

Just making sure, how familiar are you with using the terminal?

The GitHub repository you linked is terminal-only

The people running that site must be extremely overworked

Not that it makes it any better, but at least they tried hiding operation paperclip. Hopefully indicating some kind of shame.

Volkswagen didn’t even change their name

Barely changed the logo

“Yeah we were the nazi car company who helped do the holocaust. That was a doozy. Anyways, wanna buy a nazi car?”

threema balls

Thumbs crossed for Nambia to do the funniest thing of all time

New York Times, February 21st, 2026:

Trump invades Iceland

Never install a camera in a bathroom

Like, you don’t install anthrax in a maternity ward

The Economist has a tendency to put out articles seemingly designed to make conservatives bust nuts through their trousers at mach 4

Is Lucifer’s Poison Ivy destroying the fabric of civilization as we know it?

Also, doesn’t this shit just waste like a fuckton of taxpayer money?

imagine if by dumb luck, since the re-releases are so violently frequent, both games converge into a state where the mods are compatible with each other

Or the games just straight up bleed into one another

Preston Garvey shows up at the throat of the world to mark another settlement on your map

Feral ghouls no longer groan but instead start talking about their cousins taking arrows in the sweetroll

Call me cheap

homie that game is $70

You’re not cheap, you’re literally trying not to get robbed

You can buy a few dozen really good indie games for a fraction of that price

That urge to buy and play it ASAP is marketing doing its job.

Easier said than done, but if you really hate EA, your only choice is to eat the FOMO.

Otherwise, you’re feeding the beast.

Disclaimer: I’m high

i take this to mean “shit on the fingerprint scanner”

They should have gone through the official channels for this stuff

Arguments on the War Thunder forums

“the pre-owned volvo of tourist@lemmy.word” is not as catchy as “The Ship of Theseus”

I burned a few CDs and put one of them in my car’s CD player

It worked but I got hit with “tray error” when I tried ejecting it.

It’s been stuck in there since april

getting into a car with a stranger who said he was 15 minutes away two hours ago

Web3 was about enabling us to securely transfer value between people digitally and without middlemen.

It’s ironic that the middlemen showed up anyway and busted all the security of those transfers

You want some bipcoin to buy weed drugs on the slip road? Don’t bother figuring out how to set up that wallet shit, come to our nifty token exchange where you can buy and sell all kinds of bipcoins

oh btw every government on the planet showed up and dug through our insecure records. hope you weren’t actually buying shroom drugs on the slip rod

also we got hacked, you lost all your bipcoins sorry

At least, that’s my recollection of events. I was getting my illegal narcotics the old fashioned way.

He didn’t

he mentioned India and Ireland too

I’m no historian, but I vaguely recall reading somewhere that British rule in those countries were uh… “somewhat controversial”