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Cake day: December 9th, 2023

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  • What most people don’t know about the ouroboros is that every time the creature eats itself it becomes a little bit closer to being a turd (a consequence of its peculiar metabolism) so even though from an inside perspective the system appears to be in a complex mysterious cyclic kind of stasis, from the outside it is just more and more obviously a turd in the shape of a donut.







  • Hey its me the internet, SHAME ON YOU for writing such a thoughtful comment.

    You know, it isn’t easy being me, I somehow have access to all the information on earth and yet I leave all the smart kind people in the world with sad surprised pikachu expressions on their faces!

    What to do!

    Then someone like you comes along with the nerve to write a cool comment and like bam all of a sudden the whole dead internet theory of corporate control over the media seems like a bunch of powerful people giving up their power to control the commons in an a hilarious strategic miscalculation that assumed killing the lights wouldn’t make the person with the crank up flashlight the most popular person in the room.

    How DARE you. Whatever you do don’t keep writing really interesting and cool comments like this and definitely don’t link to more interesting sources and articles people can read if they find it interesting.

    STOP IT… no I told you to STOP DOING THAT