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I’m Stiffy, but irl I go by Stiff. I am gay and non-binary. Don’t be shy to contact me to ask about anything n_n

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Cake day: December 3rd, 2025

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  • Are we planning to assassinate somebody? With a car battery? And if you want the car to veer off course, then it’s the brake pedal you’ll want removed. But in newer cars there’s a function that if you take your foot off the gas pedal it’ll just slow down like you’re braking. And there’s this one car that if somebody is having a stroke while they’re driving it’ll go autopilot mode and pull to the curb and call for emergency assistance. I saw it at this automobile convention that I went to last year. The North American International Auto Show in Detroit, up by Huntington Place, I think. It was amazing. Never really been into cars, but I went anyway.







  • Oh, honestly, did you not read the colony policy

    That defines you as company property

    That waivers your say in autonomy

    The conglomerate’s got you in lock and key

    We put the “dollar” back into “idolatry”

    If you’re upset, you can rent an apology

    We are a family government forged in bureaucracy

    No “I” in “team” but there’s “con” in “economy”

    Were you expecting adventure

    Were you hoping for fun

    My friend, you’re indentured

    And pleasure’s exempt from your tenure

    So venture back down to your slum

    That’s provided at generous prices

    Your worth is determined by your sacrifices

    A small term of service when down on the surface

    Internment’s a freebie that comes with the purchase

    (the fine print by the Stupendium)