Four years is wicked optimistic

The human eye can’t even perceive faster than 1000 picoseconds, so…

It’s an ice cold-pressed kombucha enema.

They could drop all tariffs tonight, but the inertia of new trade deals being made to circumvent the US is pretty strong. It will keep strengthening while the US rots on the vine because they’ve been geopolitically exiled for having revealed themselves to be governmentally retarded.

I don’t wanna look away from Cuba 😭

The brain drain’s already begun. The “soul drain” is probably (and should be) next. Staying is investing in the country. You will pay with your taxes and more and more freedoms in exchange for the chance to die working.

Naw, it’s an MMORPG.

Soon it’ll just be bots banning bots.

The US could crack fusion and the world wouldn’t buy it from them at this point. They can ramp production, but everything they produce now is pretty must limited to domestic sales. If it does get exported, the world now has all kinds of reasons to negotiate the lowest fucking prices sustainable, if that.

Well this got me off the toilet.

They’re in for a lot of discomfort though. Like generations of it.

They couldn’t give me a Tesla.

If we aren’t allowed in anymore, maybe we turn our 60% of the library into a smouldering fire pit? Or maybe a park? Or a museum detailing the rise and fall of US-Canadian diplomacy?

You should distribute a competing pamphlet.

This is a man whose only good ideas have been to buy other people’s good ideas with his father’s blood money.

But Elon doesn’t own the American Military (yet) so this makes sense. Its just vertical integration, really.

I’m legit disgusted to be that country’s neighbour. Knowing there’s a writhing mass of MAGAts blanketing like 50% of the country while the other half just carries on as usual, watching it all go down and naively hoping they’ll somehow be spared.

There is no peaceful end to what’s happening.

Give them time and they’ll suck too. Nothing is safe from enshitification, as they’ve just shown us.

Yeah, if there’s one piece of shit politician to sell out his country for a fat sack of cash, it’s Doug Ford. Gives zero shits about anyone’s strife.

Unless HIS power goes out, I’m not sure he’ll care. But I hope the people affected know where to lodge their complaints…