Nah, its because of the gay frogs

Ah crap. I guess my fingers need more train ing, and I will have to leave it there now.

Full stream ahead with the train puns

In acid?

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… and a tree was a painting.

You couldn’t pay me enough to take one those monstrosities.

Have you tried to configure gnome beyond what is offered in its GUI ?

https://ubuntu.com/

The last time finding settings in Windows was straight forward was Windows 95. Since the stupid dumbed down ‘settings’ app was vomited upon us, it has been nearly impossible to find the thing you know is there but has now been renamed and moved, and isn’t even indexed in the settings app search bar.

Being a russian asset seems to be a requirement now for government security clearances.

They’ll also need to learn to spell the word ‘that’ without using a d

Why zinc?

If politics is anything to take a pattern from, things will get slightly better, but those moments of hope are followed by gigantic steps backwards.

I believe the pope met with the UK PM and one other dignitary the previous day, so he wasn’t denying all visits.

Edit: … and he did meet with Vance the next day.

Those kids are the next generations parents. What are their kids going to be like?

What’s that in Ikea meatballs?

Why would a TV need to know about addition?

That’s okay, it will just autoconnect to any other LG device in bluetooth range, which has a working internet connection. Like, the neighbour’s TV on the other side of your wall.

Oh no, “smart projectors” are definitely a thing.