primrosepathspeedrun

Beautiful.

That doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense for any values any politician claims in public–but if you connect the dots you see a pretty distinctive silhouette.

I dunno–as an adult I’m pretty good at getting porn.

But China is still communist!

Gannon brain-masters? Ridley deedeedee-king? Elizabeth m.¹ dos?

¹full middle name ‘Mew’

Action within the system and rules these bastards defined is the only way to fight this!

An app that creates birds to identify.

Pokemon go but the Pokémon are real and I need to wrestle with the ramifications of that.

A calendar I can actually remember to use

A public transit app that makes the busses be where it says.

A web browser that doesn’t suck!

Social media for the mirror world where not everybody sucks.

I think the original is pretty hard to misread in that way. I think you’re internet poisoned by enough hazbarite genocider bullshit that you need to touch grass.

I recommend a mid grade sativa, your favorite music, and the company of a cat. Possibly like 4g of mushrooms.

Okay i meant verb–I was kind of high. I don’t believe I said it was wrong.

Checking now–I said ‘fine’, and stand by that. If you want to delve into intended meanings with me–I meant in the sense of ‘she’s a mighty fine ship’ or ‘he got a fiiiiine ass’. I don’t think it matters. Even the sense of 'barely adequate39 or ‘good enough but imperfect’–which is a totally sane reading of my original comment–wouldn’t warrant that kind of response.

Why are you trying to incite conflict? What’s your problem? Do you have some kind of problem with me–do you just lash out at everything you don’t immediately understand?

So many good options, how to choose?

Oh my god, I would kill for a taxi app that let me pay in the blood of the innocent. Or a map app that got me there ridiculously fast but always seeing something horrible I could see but not act fast enough to stop–or maybe occasionally through a layer of hell, or something?

Maybe a food delivery app that made all other food taste like ash? A workout tracking app that I could lie on and have retroactively spent like three extra hours doing squats?

I would love enchanted apps.

Thats a fine adjective, but we can do better.