I caught a black Friday deal & upgraded my 64gb LCD to 2TB.

Was only about 2 hrs worth of work, including reflashing the OS.

Worth it.

I’m stealing this. I’ll credit you if I remember. (I won’t… You’ll just be “someone on Lemmy”)

Melania did a better job during contract negotiations and only has to make 3 official appearances per calendar year.

Also, she’s an illegal immigrant and is afraid to leave the country because Trump won’t let her back in.

"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.

Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."

Can’t exit it on your own?

tHe mArKeT WiLl ReGuLaTe ItSeLf!

DD is responsible for Baby Park, and the amount of mayhem that has gone down on that track is ridiculous.

It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.

Should we all sign up to test drive Teslas with zero intentions to buy, just to cost them time & money?

Deport the illegal aliens!

Frequency & Amplitude:

The originators of the modern “rhythm game” genre.

All the more reason for flying cars in the US:

• No flight safety

• So expensive only the rich can afford them

How long until hosting a Lemmy instance is illegal?

You really think Elon is paying tarrifs? Or bills? Or his employees?

Yep!

All the tech companies are invested in AI, and it’s gloriously expensive to do from scratch. Instead, they’ll drop $100 million to “stay relevant in today’s climate” without doing any work.

The Lost Vikings as a Metroidvania would be ridiculous.

3 characters have to spit up & collect things so they can come back together and use their combined efforts to progress…

The Holy Spirit Shift-it

That’s what everyone thought about Trump becoming president… Both times.

tHe mArKeT WiLl ReGuLaTe ItSeLf!

This is the reason they’re legislating against all the Chinese EVs that are 90% as good for 40% of the price.

A brand new 12-15k electric car from a competitor would evaporate Tesla’s bubble so quick.

“Now” is always a good time to rewatch it & get more out of it!