Roughly 1,600 TikTok posts were tagged #AnalogLife

If you’re posting on tiktok about how unplugged you are, you’re doing it wrong

I’ll do it for half of your offer. $250 Billion is plenty for me to pull off a robot army.

I will join you to die on the hill, as long as the hill is made of Wizpig’s lifeless corpse…

That’s a “Fuck Gun Control” 9, a pretty popular 3d printed gun. It’s essentially a Glock 19 crossed with an AR pistol, and (so I’ve heard) on the ‘reliable’ end of 3D printed firearms.

I have the plans, but haven’t printed one yet.

There’s a part of my brain that wants to print it in bright-ass Nerf “safe” orange, Just because if I’m going to do something that’s a terrible idea, might as well go all in!

It’s a Toss up between Ayla and Lucca for me, because of Lucca’s little side quest of “Wait, we can time travel… Let me go fix something real quick…”

Ayla gets bonus points for “Magic? F that ‘new’ stuff… Imma just bite & kick!”

I’m barely into act 2, and then Supergiant had the Gall to drop Hades 2 on me as well.

I’ve been playing a few rounds of H2 when I rage quit Silksong because of platforming shenanigans / Hard ass boss fights / getting bodied by nobodies while trying to reclaim my cocoon.

Gonna be a bit before I’m buying new games.

Fixed volume jumping to 100% upon removing 3.5mm headphones

THANK YOU! The random blast of audio coming out when my headphone unplugged was so annoying.

I’ve been playing The Binding of Isaac for decades. I’ve bought it probably 5 times on different systems, for friends, etc, bought the expansions as well. I’ve probably still spent less on that game than what a current AAA title costs, and I still have new content to play.

The problem with the industry is they are all trying to get the “next big thing” and they stick to the same formula, there’s no innovation from the big studios anymore. That’s also why I play way more Indie games, I think the last major title I bought was Tears of the Kingdom, and that was probably the last Nintendo title I’ll purchase.

Silksong & Hades 2 will probably be enough to last me the rest of the year. Having 1000 games to pick from doesn’t bother me because I don’t need to play them all.

pwwwwweeeeeeeeee…

Looks like I gotta go boot up the Packard Bell & get Notepad.exe from my Windows 3.1 install…

The answer to that is yes.

Also, there should be demons with twisting tentacle titties.

Tentacle Demon Titty Twisters

I checked… This isn’t a real game (yet).

I’m slightly disappointed.

Miku for Empress!

I ran Puppy off of a 4gb USB for almost 2 years when the hard drive crashed in my desktop years ago. As far as the “it just works” OS’s go, it was fantastic.

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution that works well!

I only want the curved IMAX version, though

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No firewall, you’ll just have to log into the Internet via a federal ID and speeds will be cut in half because every packet gets copied to a government server for evidence against you-- I mean, to protect the children.

Cheaper to manufacture, yes, but then they’d lose all the sweet residuals from selling consumer data.

No one checks the privacy policy for a dishwasher. If a washing machine can send over 3gb of data in a day, I’d bet every other “smart” appliance is doing something similar.

I’m pretty sure a majority of people touched a real penis before touching a real gun.

Flipwitch is a fantastic little Metroidvania that I can’t talk to my “normal” gaming friends about.