I got secret santa’d a Red Dragon mechanical Keyboard and ended up buying a matching mouse & speakers.

I recommend them to anyone who asks.

Rivian & the 2 or 3 models the big manufacturers have. I see way more hybrids than full electrics in my area.

Somebody call Code Bullet!

Just spray it with acetone and wait a bit…

If they did that sales would drop because people would switch to another manufacturer that gave them Windows for “Free”.

They were wondering why you weren’t playing Balatro.

“But that only effects those people… What about me!?”

Or if the Judges enforce anything

I don’t know if it’s changed or not, but back when I used eBay all the time, they took their cut out of the sale price of the item, shipping charges were untouched. So if you sold something for a dollar and charged $100 shipping, eBay’s percentage only came out of the dollar.

When I got my deck, my instant library of things to play due to old Humble Bundle purchases was staggering.

My backlog would take several lifetimes to complete, and I still by new games because “sale!”

I need to DL all of them before society collapses and there’s no access…

“But there was time now…”

Or they will be worth their weight in gold like GameCube Component cables

Are… Are we great again, yet?

I caught a black Friday deal & upgraded my 64gb LCD to 2TB.

Was only about 2 hrs worth of work, including reflashing the OS.

Worth it.

I’m stealing this. I’ll credit you if I remember. (I won’t… You’ll just be “someone on Lemmy”)

Melania did a better job during contract negotiations and only has to make 3 official appearances per calendar year.

Also, she’s an illegal immigrant and is afraid to leave the country because Trump won’t let her back in.

"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.

Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."

Can’t exit it on your own?

tHe mArKeT WiLl ReGuLaTe ItSeLf!

DD is responsible for Baby Park, and the amount of mayhem that has gone down on that track is ridiculous.

It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.

Should we all sign up to test drive Teslas with zero intentions to buy, just to cost them time & money?