I remember the Wild West Web days when it was a toss up seeing if animated Gifs, transparencies in images, or the specific hexadecimal for your personal shade of purple you created would render properly between browsers.

Installing Retro deck was super straight forward for me and “just worked” with 90% of my games

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GASP!

You mean… Proper capitalism!?

Just when I thought this timeline couldn’t get any weirder, I’ve agreed with MTG & North Korea in the same week.

Me, staring at password puzzle: …i’ll just hotspot my laptop this one time…

Narrator: It wasn’t one time.

Membership is going to be linked to your DNA, the register will prick your finger to make sure you’re valid.

I made the mistake of thinking KSP was a game and not literal mother fucking rocket science.

There was a lot of explosions and no space.

Depends on how much of the US military gets deployed in the US…

“The clock is broken, but it’s currently right.”

Something can be wrong 99% of the time. Pointing out the 1% doesn’t make the other 99% good, or that 1% wrong as well.

Passings laws we don’t like?

NO PORN FOR YOU!!!

I think a swarm of antelopes sounds incredibly terrifying:

Just a mass hooves, fur, and antlers; can’t tell where one ends and the next begins; roaming across the land, leaving only destruction in its wake…

Because I’ve seen this movie before, and it did not turn out well for the humans.

Have you traveled into the realm of min/maxer paradise, Disgaea? I’ve been staying away recently, but I still get the itch every once in a while…

I play a lot of roguelikes because I rarely have the time for a multiple hour gaming session anymore, and I can get a complete start to finish game in with a roguelike in 30-60 minutes. I think that may be part of the popularity.

I’ve played all the ones you mentioned, my recent vices are Magicraft & Star Vader’s, both on steam. Slay the Spire & The Binding of Isaac are two I always come back to during my “what should I play?” moments.

George Lucas would start suing

Don’t worry, he can still be president with a record like that!

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Seems familiar…

I’m not a doomsday prepper, but stuff like this makes me want to sequester some gear…