Good start. Now make a version that clicks each ad a random number of times from randomly generated IP addresses.

Money and malice are not a dichotomy. I would say most malice is for monetary reasons.

not a lot of people actually use the “safely remove hardware” option

Capitulating to the lowest common denominator, what else is new

The smartest parrots have more intelligence than the dumbest republican voters

Guessing glass in included in the aggregates cube? Windows, windshields, skylights, sunroofs, solar panels, aquarium tanks, zoo enclosures etc