

Why not couch the article as “a vulnerability was found and patched” instead of “something bad could have happened”?
“STORE COULD HAVE BEEN ROBBED!! A bystander noticed the door wasn’t locked, with the owner realizing he hadn’t been locking it correctly. There is no evidence anyone broke in.”
News in the porcelain village in Oz.
Imperialism is when USA does something
Edit: fuck. Just notice ml. Ignore me, I’m from all