.ml is about to have an identity crisis

Huh, that’s interesting. Probably makes sense in a mountainous environment, wouldn’t want to drive a jeep there. And from what I know, aren’t mules generally pretty good at avoiding dangers? Like if there’s a cliff, the mule will just go “nope, I’m not going there”.

Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for cupcakes.

Today on: What Fucking Century Are We In?

I wouldn’t really mind him not having a military anymore…

I wonder how long before Putty notices he has fed everyone to the cannons and is now all alone.

Read the room.

Of course it’s Tumblr.

What an amazing sentence.

If it walks like a nazi and talks like a nazi, then it probably is a nazi.

One thing I’ve learned is that if America jumps from a bridge, a good chunk of Europe jumps too.

Good point, but still.

I’ll give mine, as long as someone helps with the shipping!

If it does, I think a bunch of new religions are going to pop up.

Nonono, his ancestors didn’t emigrate, they just randomly spawned in 'murica.

From what I have heard, JD The Couchfucker Vance doesn’t really have the charisma, so he probably wouldn’t do too well without his buddies.

Not a war, a ‘denazification operation’. (I remember a couple of years ago back on The Website when I saw this post about Russia bombing a Holocaust memorial. So yes, denazification or whatever euphemism Putty wants to use indeed.

Wait, what was the Helsinki Summit?

Can you point out where she said that?

The difference here is that the US doesn’t pour all their money into their army because they need to (be prepared to) defend their country, but rather to use it for invasion and sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong.

As much as I hate our current government, if you aren’t from a country to which Russia is an active threat or an expert on relevant subjects, please keep your opinions to yourself.