I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

Maybe they should try the Elon way and fire everyone.

Are you a researcher? Cuz you gotta tell me you are a researcher! Right?

And we can connect a taser to his balls in case he wants to leave Earl so we can bring him Right back.
He won’t know if he’s coming our going lol.

And I care zero about ever purchasing those things.

That’s gonna be a long wait until everyone’s done with that. But OK. Just let me know when the socket is ready for jalapeño juice.

Jalapeño first.

Things to do to Putin when he’s caught:

172863. Remove internal organs.
172864. Poke one eye out and fill the hole with siracha sauce jalapeno pickle vinegar, and lemon…

Fine. I’ll call the bf department of purchases and let them know this is just a stretched truth and not a true truth.

Thanks man I love the sincerity.

Doughnuts are sweet and greasy. They are literally cooked in boiling oil.

That’s the thing about cutting trees. You cut a tree that is in your way for your own desire to see it gone. You plant a tree for future generations to enjoy. There’s no in between. We just don’t live long enough to see a tree replaced to the same glory as the one we cut.

Another cancerous item is sodium benzoate. I use it to make photos. It reacts with UV light in gelatin to cause the gelatin to harden up. That same effect is what give you cancer. Its the free radicals generated during UV exposure.

The difference between doritos and bread is merely the cooking temperature and the flavoring content… One is supposed to be cheesy and salty the other sweet and greasy/moist.

Some bread is treated with stuff one would ordinarily not want to eat.

Go ahead, make TVs more smart. We literally removed our TV thus weekend. If you want me to upgrade it, please removed the spyware.

How can they tell I’m popping?.. Oh…what if I stopped flushing? So is that why some people don’t flush? They’re trying to be stealthy!

Its sarcastic also. LOL.

Hold on, he’s trying to poop.

I challenge you all to never mention him ever again or show his photos. Just say what he’s doing and creatively describe who he is.

Wow, this is fantastic!