You hold your sandwiches like this? Weirdo…

Save time and just list Humanity as a threat to everything.

Shit’s getting real in Honey’s legal department.

LOL! They’re not even pretending to be a news outlet anymore.

(Let’s see how many people miss the projecting by saying I’m missing the “joke”.)

That fucking sucks, and I’m sorry to hear all that.

You didn’t say, but I got the distinct impression you live in Texas. Hope you find some place more acceptable to live and work soon.

because if you put a fedora on me I’d look like a professional 2010s r/atheism “quote maker”),

Definitely not something to be proud of. :P

To paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy’s bit about men losing their hair:

“You will never hear a competent business owner say ‘I hate trans!’ Because as long as you’re a good worker, we like you! And we’re not going to say anything that’ll make you get up and leave.”

Settle down, Charlie Day.

Bullet points work best when using a 9mm font size.

It’s the Cowboy Bebop future. Earth will have so much shit orbiting it that debris strikes will become commonplace.