“Hamas bakeries. They were baking bombs.”

-At least 3 Israeli officials next week, probably.

Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

Why is it impossible for a squadron of F-22s to defeat a squadron of SU-57s?

Russia would have to actually build a squadron first

I think Ukraine scored kills on one or two t-14s in the first year before Russia realized their mistake. I’ll have to double check though.

Russia has been coasting on old Soviet stock for a while. Most of their modern t-90s and t-14s have been exploded. They’ve been sending mothballs tanks and apcs to the front for years now. Last year a good deal of frontline troops were using unarmored Chinese golf carts to move around. They never had the manufacturing capability to keep modernized armor at the front, and it is costing russian lives

They have a pretty good track record of success.

I mean, it wouldn’t do to advertise failed attempts. And honestly, even if this was a failed Ukrainian assassination attempt, the fact that they legit blew putin’s limo up is kind of huge.

Honestly I though putin already spent 90% of his time in a bitch bunker. Ukraine has already demonstrated the capability of striking Moscow and beyond, long ago, several times over.

it was falling that hurt her

Is that not a direct and normal consequence of being tazed?

Tazers and other less lethal means can still kill, and old people are fragile as hell. If you tazed 100 95 year olds I would bet money on more than half of them dying directly or shortly thereafter.

True, but I think the SPY puts did that first.

Say what you will, I’ll let my portfolio do the talking.

What does -$10,000 say?

Anyone who runs…

And yet the worst of them link to tankie.tube videos. Fuggin… I dunno.

Doed anyone know if Nicole has introduced herself to lemmygrad?

I know, I’m just saying that has indeed been the whole deal of the franchise. Basically a more unhinged gta.

like a bootleg GTA title.

You have correctly grasped the SR franchise. The first 3 titles were great and the 4th was playable at least. It actually outperformed gta in a lot of ways like car customization, and the ability to actually run, customize, and expand a gang.

I had to pause the game because I was laughing too hard to play when this happened.

Important to note that immediately after that cutscene, you massacre your way through dozens of luchadores while “you’re the best” by Joe Esposito plays.

Though to be fair, saints row was always a game that set the bar of ridiculousness very high, then one upped itself in the next game, and it was gonna be pretty tough after defusing a launched nuke while riding it, then smashing through the white house to land at the desk. Which is fine, by the way, because you’re already the president. And the matrix stuff but we don’t talk about that as much.

America bad therefore… 🙄

“I’m only an authoritarian when I’m in power”

Yeah, that’s why I’m not going to ally with you to help you get power, genius.

And again, you’re not denying the tankie label. I assume you know the etymology of the phrase if you’re as well read as you pretend to be, so sincerely, fuck you.

Claiming to not be authoritarian while also accepting the tankie label is a bold strategy.

Immediately likening the political compass to PCM sounds like a you problem.

It’s not perfect but it’s infinitely more accurate than boiling stances down to “left” and “right.” Which I assume is the goal so you can paint any criticism of tankies as “leftist infighting.” It isn’t. Go be a tankie somewhere else.