They won’t be able to soon if that voting bill happens.

Haha, they haven’t had that since day 1. They just need to get shot and reveal Ukrainian locations so they can bombard them with artillery. That’s it, that’s all they’ve ever done.

Haven’t checked numbers recently but it’s at or nearing a million killed and wounded. Not a great number but they have plenty more.

Not really. It’s porn now.

And the Ukrainian people don’t even take payment! They lovingly give them drones for free.

That’s only if you consider Russia an adversary, and I have bad news regarding Trump on that front…

I can type with one hand and pull a lever with the other, thank you.

But really quick, explain how balatro is gambling for the idiots among us

I thought you were joking about the recent kerfuffle, but no, you’re really this stupid.

Last I saw they were selling the fake textless cards, but God damn they went and did it for reals. Looks like a fusion of magic and yugioh.

Oh no, hamas allegedly added a thousand children to the thousands already dead. Better blow up more children!

“Hamas bakeries. They were baking bombs.”

-At least 3 Israeli officials next week, probably.

Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

Why is it impossible for a squadron of F-22s to defeat a squadron of SU-57s?

Russia would have to actually build a squadron first

I think Ukraine scored kills on one or two t-14s in the first year before Russia realized their mistake. I’ll have to double check though.

Russia has been coasting on old Soviet stock for a while. Most of their modern t-90s and t-14s have been exploded. They’ve been sending mothballs tanks and apcs to the front for years now. Last year a good deal of frontline troops were using unarmored Chinese golf carts to move around. They never had the manufacturing capability to keep modernized armor at the front, and it is costing russian lives

They have a pretty good track record of success.

I mean, it wouldn’t do to advertise failed attempts. And honestly, even if this was a failed Ukrainian assassination attempt, the fact that they legit blew putin’s limo up is kind of huge.

Honestly I though putin already spent 90% of his time in a bitch bunker. Ukraine has already demonstrated the capability of striking Moscow and beyond, long ago, several times over.

it was falling that hurt her

Is that not a direct and normal consequence of being tazed?

Tazers and other less lethal means can still kill, and old people are fragile as hell. If you tazed 100 95 year olds I would bet money on more than half of them dying directly or shortly thereafter.

True, but I think the SPY puts did that first.

Say what you will, I’ll let my portfolio do the talking.

What does -$10,000 say?