Who knew Teslsas would set on fire in hot temperatures.

Ol’ smrty Musky won’t be blamed for the tragic accident. It would be some helpless fall person or Las Vegas.

Smrty Musky can’t be blamed for this.

A charged Li-Ion battery aflame is no joke, as we saw when it was the Galaxy Note 7. It’s a major concern for EVs catching fire in tunnels, parking garages, and ferries. They are SUPER HARD to extinguish- legacy techniques don’t really work.

Thank god, ol’ smarty Musky built a tunnel with no safety features for all those Teslas.

I don’t know why Canada and Mexico haven’t done a press conference where they rip up the USMCA agreement.

Luckily it’s so simple I bet even musks teenagers could figure it out.

You are giving Musky’s teenagers way too much credit.

The good ol Russian elevator.

How about the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

Still too tough for them to understand.

Balance of Power?

Not just any prison. It’s a mega-prison.

Sounds like imperialism to me.

R.I.P Scumbag Steve.

This sounds as delicious as 64 slices of American cheese.

Then again, maybe little Timmy needs some lotion

Maybe Timmy is building a skin suit.

It’s made up of fantasy shit that doesn’t occur in the real world.

To be fair, that’s like almost all police propaganda.

What does it about me when I’m driving a windowless van that has a sticker that’s say “Free Candy”?

Like a Manchurian Canadiate?

The only time when having SLAM in the headline; describing a pog war is acceptable.

In a video taken from a Cybertruck of a man throwing American cheese slices at the windshield of a Cybertruck

They better be throwing 64 slices of American cheese.

“We only pay for four days and you work the remaining on your free time.”