The Deep Ones gleefully rubbing their hands

Why are we all sleeping on the plague?

Rafael Cruz hates Rafael Cruz so much that he voted against his own amendment.

Swaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?”

GM “Sure.”

Swaggart rolls a nat 20

Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”

Come on Zuckerberg, if you sink abother $14 billion it might just pay off.

And I will be that sicko.

Source: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/

Or the media will be like “Yeah, that makes sense” and will not push back.

Oh no. Some hackers hacked out database and released all the ID information on high profile people. Oh such whoopsie, we made.

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LOL

Hey Meta AI, can you summarize that for me?

She’s unfortunately can’t see you because of financial difficulties. You gotta give her money like I do. One day, I will see her in person.

What they mean was America first for the rich.

Ni!

Gooners for the win

Strike the Reich.

The Oligopoly “We’re going to use this government money to fund share buy backs and to fatten our pockets.”

Build fiber to rural areas so they won’t need Starlink

Canadian Government “Sorry, the best I can do is get three companies that are an oligopoly to one day, maybe, fix this.”

Standing in a middle of a torrential downpour, completely soaked, getting sick, and tired.
Hails a cab
Sees that it is a cybertruck
“I would prefer to die right now then get into one”
Stops hailing for a cab

I was wondering when ol’ Trumpy would start talking about making Canada, a “state”.

Laws only apply to us poors.

Them books are woke.