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You can buy cable modems cheap, too. No reason to use their crap at all.

I don’t scream into a pillow. I just wake up at dawn and have a panic attack until I have to actually move.

Got it. No therapist it is.

Does getting health care mean leaving your basement?

If so, young men aren’t doing it.

Hell, I leave my basement frequently and don’t want to get health care because I’m sure it will bankrupt me.

If someone callled me an ambulance I’d fight them because I don’t have ambulance money.

One of those American robot cars

‘Member when podcasts were just RSS feeds with MP3 attachments?

My ninth grade homeroom teacher seemed pretty okay but he kept a fifth of Jack in his desk so maybe that helped

The fact that it ran on a Macintosh meant I could play it on the school computers during study hall.

No idea. I never liked Doom or Wolfenstein because it was just mindless violence, which gets old quick.

But Marathon had a universe and a story and characters and puzzles AND mindless violence.

Maybe they just let the marketing folks determine what was popular and mimicked that.

Original Marathon was really great. While you’re waiting for BUNGIE to drop this turd you should play the open source remake Aleph One.

It’s available on Steam for free as Classic Marathon.

Bitch I’ve been voting for a quarter fucking century.

I protested the fucking Iraq war II and it still fucking happened.

Keep telling me this bullshit actually works like I’m some fucking eighteen year old.

Democracy is broken

Maybe this is the nuclear winter that will cancel out global warming

I would rather build a real, actual house for people than a system of oppression built on violence.

And before you say “habitat for humanity Jimmy Carter “ it’s the same catty bureaucracy I’ve found everywhere.

I read that and it made me sad because that will literally never happen in my potential grandchildren’s lifetimes

Yeah when liberals kill a wedding party or hospital at least they act sad.

Yes we are a shithole country

So they’re going to take what was once the best place for honest reviews and make it shittier.

Glad they don’t have an API or it would make the internet worse.

Wow I guess we should kill all of them right?

Thanks

I don’t remember it ever having a sticker, but I guess so.

Didn’t realize it would become a collectible.