I know a guy who can hook you up

US responds, “What was that? I wasn’t listening.”

In theory there would be large fines for every violation, of which there would be millions in this case

What the shit. What the shit?!?!

Dear lord, don’t give trump ideas

Morgan Freeman: “It wasn’t.”

Right, because what else are they going to say?:

RECESSION INCOMING!!!

???

Hurray for Trump’s idiocy!

Seriously though. I’ll sacrifice this capitalistic nonsense to save a habitable environment.

I’m certain this will work out well for everyone, with no lasting negative consequences at all.

Then why isn’t viagra green? Checkmate!

Ugh. How could I have forgotten?! Life is pretty busy right now, but I won’t make excuses.

My money is on nanoplastics as well

Surely they will be found guilty with all due haste, and will not be able to drag this out for years.

Locally sourced Ukrainian artisan drones and missiles warms my heart!

It definitely contributes to undermining the stability of our great nations security

Footage of Zelenskiy’s response:

Finally someone in power sides with these genocide victims. There won’t be any of them left to populate this state, but it’s a start I guess.