WE DID IT YOU GUYS WE MADE CHINA GREAT AGAIN!

Wait a second-

Hey Siri, insert the Donald Glover “GOOD.” meme.

He realized he can’t win anything with his inept loyalists.

So he’s just gonna Vietnam all over the place

Trump is a loser. Anyone who likes him is a loser.

But the problem: he makes the USA a loser nation.

What a loser.

I cannot wait to play that game!!!

The mystery is how anyone could be confused about any of this.

It’s the most successful criminal enterprise in modern times.

They have spread like cancer into every aspect of government and are corrupting American daily life.

The only remedy available is

Courts they corrupted this

Voters box and this

Opposition party resistance this corrupted itself mostly but there are enemies within as well

It seems the only options left are “illegal”

It’s cool tho. They’ll kill you and rape your daughter and force her to have their baby

Because that’s their plan.

Also there is a secret nuclear missile site underneath Ben Gurion airport.

Secret? I heard about it on Lemmy!

Shocked pikachu face

Guess who decided not to buy a switch 2 after this news.

(Me)

I don’t want them bricking my shit.

Ima help out with switch emulator projects now instead of just playing their games.

Fuck em.

USA: we want to win this deal

china: ok what is it you want

USA: to win

China: win what?

USA: everything

China: ….

USA: you’re in deep shit now huh? (In-depth)

China : what the fuck are you talking about (candid)

USA : winning

China: ok. I guess. You win. You did it.

USA: suck it Biden (constructive)

You’re right the value is not the same.

Super Mario 3 would be $180 today.

Borderlands 4 will be less than half that.

It’s a good deal.

Super Mario bros 3 was $59 in 1992

Borderlands 4 should be like $180 accounting for inflation

At $80 it’s not a terrible price.

Don’t get mad at me about our money being worthless.

I just wanna play games too.

Isn’t that what you do when you’re a member of a pedophile ring?

This is some perverse shit

That’s terrorism, not activism.

Ex con trump had to have the meeting at the White House because felons are prohibited from entering Canada.

Here we go!

If that happens a bunch of punks jump that one dude. In my experience.

Gross. Now I’m thinking about his diapers.

Moist AND restricted.

Dudes got shit in his pants.

The domestic terrorist is in the White House.

Finance minister declaring military action to genocide a neighboring nation.

Got it.