Has anyone downloaded it yet? Just to make sure it’s not a virus before I run it ;)

I’d totally give it a go

Probably no more than already?

That’s true. But they don’t normally eat 100 magnets.

Only 86 teens ate Tide Pods, so why did the world erupt in moral panic?

That’s unusual for a teenager to do, I’m curious why he did that. My first guess would be a developmental delay vs a dare?

I feel like I’ve been hearing this sort of headline for 5 years. Is this actually newsworthy?

It’s viewable for me

… No it’s not

Damn we got FenderStratocaster not caring about GTA6 before we got GTA6

YIKES.

SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

Evil

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Why is “Israeli” in quotes every time

Ah, my mistake

After correcting for how many of those are cellphone users, then correcting for how many of those are android users, then correcting for how many of those are the plan owners, it would be considerably more.

…until you correct for the lawyers fee, then it goes back to $22.47

Article summary ’

Yes

Desperate people do desperate things

… Why?