And these new njmbers have shown that users are choosing not to use facebook.

So you’re saying I SHOULDN’T preheat my toaster oven to 425F???

UH-OH!!!

brb. Gotta put out some fires.

Never heard of foobar, and honestly surprised it doesn’t have a linux version. It has a windows phone version, but NOT linux.

I know I shit on linux a lot on this site for having a small userbase, but COME ON!!! You make a windows phone version but NOT a linux version??? At least linux has something like 5% of the pc market userbase. And while that may be mockingly small, windows phone probably only ever had 5 users total!

You know it’s bad when I’M the one insulting a program for not having a native linux port.

During the net nuetrality days of 2016, I can remember a list being put out of every senator who voted in favor of dismantling net nuetrality.

And this list showed all known payoffs to each senator.

One senator was bribed $584 total by 4 different ISP giants.

That makes sense.

Wait…I haven’t been following the story. Why is him buying Instagram a bad thing legally?

People call him a comedian, and if you define comedy as “something you find funny”, then yeah. By that definition, he’s a comedian.

But really he’s just a philosopher who points out lifes absurdities, and it’s the contrast between the truth, and what people feel permitted by society to say outloud that’s the basis of his comedy.

He makes you get feelings such as “What? You can’t say that!” And then he does a routine, and you think “Actually, he has a point, it feels wrong to say that, but he has a point”

And here’s the biggest thing about him that people don’t understand. He died in 2008. So people always like to say “Oh, I wonder what he’d say about politics and society today! He’d probably have a whole thing on trump!”

To which I say he already did that. His material holds up because society doesn’t change. The same shit that was true in 1844 is the same shit we’re dealing with today. Race, power, money, status, war. It’s a tale older than recorded history. We don’t learn. We keep repeating the same paterns as our fathers generation, just as he did for his fathers generation, just as he did for his fathers generation. And so on and so on and so on. Small details change, but the landscape of human behavior is unaffected. History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.

Anyways, here’s a bit from him. I didn’t watch it but based on the title, I’m fairly sure it’s the clip you reminded me of

All rights are privileges, if we’re going to be pedantic. This is evidenced by the fact that they can be taken away.

I know you don’t intend for me to hear this, but I heard George Carlin as you typed that. He has a whole bit on rights vs privileges.

That’s fine. Nintendo was already planning to impose the Nintendo tax. So I imposed the “I ain’t buyin’ this shit tax”.

2033??? It’s only 2025!!!

THIS GAME IS FROM THE FUTURE???

/j

I wish people would take your stance on GTA 6.

Instead, I’m sure it’ll be like “100 billion copys sold in first hour!”

ONLY FOR European Union citizens! No Brits!

signs anyways…is American

You’re right, Ubisoft. I CAN’T complain about not owning the game. I never bought it. You know…because it’s an Ubisoft game!

Really unclear if you’re misquoting Jurassic Park, or if Jurassic Park just universally applies to EVERYTHING.

…stop being right! I got angry reading that, but when I clicked reply to yell at you, I realized it was all emotional backlash on my end. I couldn’t formulate a thought process to show why you’re wrong. Because you’re not wrong. I just hate that you’re right!

Oh good. That means it should already be 2X lower then, right?

Ooooooooh, you know what we should do? We should wait until 2028 and then forget he ever existed.

Like he’ll be saying some thing on a tv show. And then the host will be like “I’m sorry…WHO are you?” And he’s like “C’mon, it’s me!” And the host is like “that doesn’t help” “I’m donald trump!” “Where would I know you from?” “DONALD TRUMP!!!” “Yes, I heard your name, I just haven’t heard what project you’re promoting.”

I remember buying breath of the wild, and sniperclips on day 1.

A big problem with Trump’s tariffs isn’t that they exist

Haven’t even finished reading your first sentence before I HARD disagree with you.

May I introduce you to their last launch day tech demo… 1-2 Switch?

Yeah. You forgot about $60 launch day tech demo 1-2 Switch, didn’t you?