Maybe it was the early 2000s, and limp bizkit just released their new album, and grandma knew he liked wearing black nail polish and spiked collars with chains.

And then it got thrown into a drawer. And now he’s a financial adviser in his mid 40s, and his last parent recently died. So he had to clean out the house before he sold it. And found the hot topic gift card he forgotten about. It has $6 still loaded on it.

Not sure why you used airquotes on dad, but yeah. I totally forgot about that character. I see your point now.

We must see things wildly differently. I remember Ross having a lesbian wife, and she had a lesbian partner, and they were always written as strong characters. The closest thing to homophobic is they’d make little jokes among the men about how they appear to others. And then they’d say something like “Oh, don’t do it THAT way!” And then the 3 guys would go “HEY! WHOA! OK!” as if to say that the way they were doing it looked gay, and they didn’t want to appear gay.

Which I don’t find homophobic so much as it is insecure, which was the whole joke. Their insecurities in themself is the joke. Not a hatred of gay people.

I don’t remember any mentions at all about trans on the show. I’m not even sure the word “trans” existed at the time.

The only sexism I remember is the football thanksgiving episode, and the poker episode. But the sexism itself was the joke. And I think they played both sides fairly.

HEY IT’S FREEEEED!!!

Guys. Remember that? Remember Fred? That’s how we’re going to look back on todays social media content. It will be cringeworthy embarrassments. Meanwhile go watch Fraiser. Go watch Friends. Go watch The Office. Hindsight is 20/20, but those shows hold up decades later. Do you think “Dance hype craze” video 574 is going to be something we remember fondly in 2040?

Holy shit. 2040. I’m going to be so old. My knees are going to hurt.

Yes please. To quote time traveling reporter Ryan George “PLEASE bring me back to the 90s! The future is dumb, and nothing makes sense, and I hate it!”

Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Now you got Rock, Paper, Scissors, Stapler, Banana, Atomic Bomb, Literature, Handcuffs, Police Brutality, Spock, Tweezers, Howling Dog.

And really, who would ever expect you to pick Tweezers? But it doesn’t lose to much, so it’s actually a great pick to twist your friends nipples. Unless they start EXPECTING you to twist their nipples, so they pick Atomic Bomb, and blow up all of civilization in a 30 mile radius.

I mean…I need 2 hands. It’s a handful. It’s 2 handfuls! It’s a lot to go around!

…ladies.

Right???

And the world let out a collective shrug.

I’m not a coder. I don’t know how to code. But this right here made me laugh, and is proof that AI isn’t ALWAYS a garbled mess!

It did. I’ve been a GTA player since the first one kn PS1.

I’ve bought every GTA game.

I have zero interest in GTA6.

Why would you want to pay $70 for a pay to win game at all?

Really? That’s what we’re doing now? We don’t have enough public shootings daily in this country, now we’re going to add drone bombing to the mix? C’mon. What’s your excuse now? Is there another amendment to the constitution? The 2nd amendment guarantees you the right to bear arms. So what’s it going to be now? The 28th amendment guarantees you the right to bear wings?

…I never knew I had a strong opinion on tiktok, but I want this to happen.

Todays word of the day is…Enshitification!

So uhhhhhh…I’m not a software developer, but are you guys hiring? I don’t know. I’ll dress up in a clown suit and do unfunny things. Maybe I can mime a satire of what it’s like working at other jobs. Like drinking coffee, looking exhausted, typing on a keyboard, looking exhausted, talking on the phone, looking exhausted, sorting through filing cabinets, hanging yourself with a noose…uh…I mean…looking exhausted.

My point is, your job sounds amazing, and I want to work there even if I don’t have any skills or qualifications. Let’s make this happen.

Me 8 years ago:

I’m absolutely not getting a job at amazon, or ups, or usps. I’m not taking a job where you don’t have permission to pee. I’m a human being. I don’t care if I’m the president of the united states giving a state of the union address live on tv. If I have to pee, I’d tell the camera “Hey America, go grab a snack or something. I’ll be right back in like 2 minutes.” Fuck it, if I gotta pee, that’s just what I’m going to do. Fuck your profits for 3 minutes. I’M expelling waste.

And then my sister is like “it’s not that bad.”

Then me reading news 6 years ago that an amazon worker died of a heart attack and his coworkers didn’t even stop to call 911.

My sister thinks I made that up.

Ha ha ha, good quality headline from The Onion!

sees source

…well fuck.

If you live in the DC area, absolutely do NOT sign up for this service.

100% chance that the government, as well as musks companies would be monitoring you directly 24/7.

If you’re not tech savy, how do you row row row your bot???