Remember that time he claimed Teslas windows were shatterproof and indestructable. Then he throws a baseball and the window instantly shatters?

A whole 7 days??? Gosh gee willakers!!! You think people can uphold a boycott a whole 7 days???

Look. Boycotts are effective, but you gotta be stubborn. It’s gotta be “boycott from now on” with no end date.

Otherwise, it’ll just look like normal fluctuations in their business.

“Oh, this week was slightly down…ah, but then it stopped. We’re good!”

But if you boycott forever, then their numbers continuously go down. And if you get other people boycotting, those numbers go down faster.

THAT’S how you make an impact.

Guys! This is how we could attract more users for the Fediverse! We could…UPVOTE VIOLENT CONTENT!!!

…ya know what? It sounded more epic, and made more sense in my head. Saying it out loud it just sounds like something a nutjob would yell out randomly in an Arbys in Iowa one quiet Tuesday.

Ya know what? Good. Let’s get this shit out of the way. We all know that at some point we’re all going to have those years where AI is just used to make decisions it absolutely SHOULD NOT be used to make. We all know there’s going to be those years where everything is as stupid as humanly possible. So I say may as well be now, since we already KNOW we’re going to have some stupid years for the next 4 years at least.

So may as well do the AI stupid at the same time as the orange cheeto stupid. Maybe one of the AI stupid decisions will somehow cancel out the corrupt ideas of drumph.

We’re going to have some bad years. That much has already been confirmed. May as well pile everything on, and get it all out of the way at once. Hell, we all know a civil war is coming, may as well get that out of the way. And apparently we’re bringing measles back. That one’s totally preventable by the way. We have these things call VACCINES!!! Which for some reason, people would rather get measles, than a small shot in the arm. These people, in the medical community are known as “morons”. But, here we are. We’re doing this too.

And all of this going on, simultaneously. For reasons that I’ll never understand, and I’ll never agree with. On SO many topics. Regardless, that’s who we are now. We’re the country that actively harms it’s own citizens, so that the president can make more money for themselves. All while the majority of the country AGREES WITH that decision. Then they want to complain about the policies hurting them, by saying things like (and I quote) “he’s hurting the wrong kinds of people”. These people can get fucked. I feel ZERO empathy for the man who sticks his hand on the stove, burns his hand, holds his hand in recoil…and then stick their hand on the stove in the same spot again.

So lets get AI over with. Lets get all the bullshit out of the way. By the time 2028 rolls around, hopefully somebody with some god damn sense will win an election. Will the DNC learn from their mistakes? Lets take a look.

2016 - Trump was a joke, and needed just the most basic candidate. Real middle of the road stuff here. Instead, you decided to run a deeply unpopular and unlikeable woman. This in an election where no woman has been president in the history of the country. And instead of running a popular likeable woman as your first, you ran a woman that turns off voters. And trump wins.

2020 - People were so sick of Trump, that all you needed was any average politician. Any middle of the road guy will do. Oh, Joe Biden? Ok, that’ll work. Biden wins.

2024 - Hey…Let’s try running the EXACT game plan from 2016 where we ran a deeply unpopular woman against Trump. Except THIS time, let’s not hold a midterm, and let’s also spring this on people last minute. Trump wins.

So, will the DNC pick a 2028 candidate who’s likeable, young, strong, has a backbone…Kind of sounds like maybe AOC on a ticket would be perfect. So, will the DNC learn from their mistakes? Oh god…we’re getting Elizabeth Warren instead, aren’t we?

Ohhhhhhh, standardized word meanings are TIGHT!

You SHOULDN’T have gotten people off AIM. AIM was awesome!!!

I come from a time before ftw meant “for the win”. From MY perspective, you just said “Fediverse Fuck The World”

Which…I kinda like that.

We’re not even a pond. We’re like a stone well. Or maybe even just a bucket.

Between his username, your username, and the topic at hand, I don’t like where this is headed…

By this logic, minecraft is a good representation of life. You gotta light up your base, keep the creepers away, and sometimes the enderman comes by to steal your blocks.

Plus, general society, the villagers, are total morons.

Good.

Hey guys, anyone got any sturdy guillotine designs? Nothing fancy. Just a good sturdy design to chop off CEOs heads. You know, standard stuff.

Everybody upvote Luigi content! Get banned! Leave reddit! Reddit crumbles! Fuck reddit! Go Luigi! Lemmy grows! Centralized social media dies! I eat a burrito. That last one wasn’t really on topic, but it’s happening anyways! I’m hungry.

Upvoted for understanding the concept of words having already established definitions

…can I get clued into whats being discussed? What is Anna?

Guess we should also pirate all steam games too.

Are you sure? You can’t just lie on the internet. Who would lie on the internet? Is it even possible to lie on the internet? I don’t think it is.

Ladies, I have a 12 inch penis and 34 million dollars. Call me.

!fuckcars@lemmy.world

So you’re 134 years old. Got it.

“What’s Strange Albert doing in the Impact Zone, Mike???”

Ok…it kind of seems like your post had the intention of staying on topic, but then did a HARD pivot over to an entirely different topic, and tried to shoehorn it into this topic. But it didn’t work. If I showed someone your post, and didn’t give them context, nobody would guess you were talking about Kevin Rose relaunching digg.