That’s pretty low for a AAA game lol

Isn’t that what the PS2 version of EverQuest (EQ Adventure) was supposed to be, too? 🤔

Variety doesn’t sell. Homogonous goop does.

Esoteric Ebb.

I pirated it to check it out after hearing about it, played through once and can’t bring myself to play it again, even though I really want to, because it demands my money and trying to do another run on the pirated copy makes me feel dirty.

Are you suggesting that Mark isn’t also a nutsack?

Multiple gods into cruelty.

Polytheism be like

Average Gaslighting Idiot.

AKA “a CEO.”

Ridge Racer back in the day had you play Galaga while it loaded. Namco patented it tho, so nobody else ever did it. (the patent has since lapsed, but it’s still not being done by anyone :()

How did Sekiro get roped into this? I mean, sure it has ledge shimmying; but it’s pretty much optional, except in the tutorial where it’s needed to reach the kid the first time and then at the big snake for like a second before getting into the sedan.

I miss the advert poster I had of the live action Crash in a gold speedo, laying in a bed of rose petals. 😳

“Due to lower than expected album sales, James Hetfield has had to settle for a solid gold swimming pool instead of the solid platinum pool he really wanted.”

makes mess; leaves it for everyone else to clean up

Nothing has shaped how I view games more than Dark Souls.

They just breathe into the gas tank after happy hour.

Blood is probably more viscous than raspberry juice.

I take a potato chip with my carbonfiber prosthetic hand… and I eat it!

Those that use AI stopped writing, and those that don’t have felt the need to change certain things about how they write to avoid looking like AI.