So just out of abstract curiosity, where can one acquire these cards?

Okay that sounds cool and in my brain it’s like having the turrets and starcraft spin around to shoot stuff down, but in real life I know it’s just an EMF jamming field, if that much.

This will last exactly as long as it takes somebody to fly a drone into the side of the White House. Not any kind of special drone, just some idiot trying to get a cool shot for their YouTube channel.

Aw, is little baby Zuck upset that he’s going to lose money somehow?

To be honest if I had a choice between if America was allowed to spy on me or China was allowed to spy on me, at this point I really don’t care. In the past I would have said America spying on me is better than China spying on me if only because fuck China because they have an iron grip on the video game industry. But since I hate short form videos, fuck all of them.

Gross. I’m glad this particular milkshake duck wasn’t one I cared about. I still won’t spend any more money on JK Rowling’s stuff ever again.

We know, that’s the point. Zuck is latched onto the Orange Idiot’s ass just like the rest of the billionaires & CEOs.

They treat those elephants horribly so tourists can come use them as a tourist attraction. Never go to one of them.