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Cake day: June 20th, 2024

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  • "He knew that man was me. Without a second glance! That Micky Ds employee spotted me. The crime stoppers bounty is his chance!

    Why should I try to hide? Why should I go unkown. When I have come so far. And struggled for so long?

    If I speak, I am condemned. If I stay silent, they have won!

    I am the ceo slayer that got away. They all are looking at me. How can I abandon them? How would they live. If I am not free?

    If I speak, I am condemned. If I stay silent, I am damned!

    Who am I? Should not this wage slave benefit. Pretend I do not feel his agony. This innocent who can be set free.

    Who else should face their judgment. Who am I? Can I conceal myself for evermore? Pretend I am the man I was before? And hide my crime until I die.

    Be no more than an alibi? Must I lie?

    How can I ever face my fellow men? How can I ever face myself again? My fate belongs to capitlism, I know. I made that bargain long ago. I gave them hope when hope was gone. I gave them strength to journey on.

    [He appears in front of the court]

    Who am I? Who am I? I’m Luigi!

    [He unbuttons his shirt to reveal the scares of a botched surgery]

    And so UHC, you see it’s true. This man bears no more guilt than you! Who am I?

    user4616250!"


  • In before it’s exposed that all the community notes are generated by AI accounts. It’s like misinformation theatre.

    If before I was born people invented fully cyborg replicants then hid the fact by programming the replicants to spread misinformation about their existence, I wouldn’t even be surprised at this point.

    Biggest flaw to this would be:

    I get why youd keep the sex slaves around. I’d maybe get why you keep around the beautiful people. Smart people, physically fit people, talented people, etc. But why the fuck haven’t I been culled yet? The only reasonable answer might be I’m in some fucked up Truman show, but man, these ancients taste in reality TV is fucking stupid. I’d even say genetic diversity, maybe, but I’m childless and I’m not getting younger.