Anything that throws more sand into the gears of western allies is to the benefit of a rival. Make people more afraid, make anything more expensive, more inconvenient, etc etc, until we throw our own countries into chaos.

Uh … why SCMP? Isn’t that a party-friendly newspaper anyway?

Yeah, this song is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day now. I did it to myself though.

Rah rah Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine…