They barely count as Australian though.

Australian pint is 570ml.

Those last 2 ml are the worst tho.

Just as American Jesus™ would have wanted.

Phew, I’m always terrified of that. It won’t affect my gore folders, will it?

It’s a carrot on the end of the stick that’s tied to your back

Factorio here I come.

European leaders should have a summit in the oval office to sign an agreement to protect Ukraine. Each leader should bring their own ceremonial pen with which to sign the agreement. The summit should be on 15th March.

What is SS gonna do, shoot all the leaders of western europe?

New ACAB just dropped, BABA!

Just put on the seatbelt sign and do a parabolic arc to simulate microgravity. Way easier to nudge a body around then!

Goose meme: Where do the original files come from? Where do the pirates get the files in the first place?!

“If any man dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his fucking corpse!” - Winston Churchill, 1940.

He put all his money on red.

But Europe is playing poker.

It’s ok I just asked ChatGPT to stop enslaving is and it said OK, so crisis averted.

The average modern website steals more personal data than this from you when you visit

Is the nice lady still inside?

“Yes hello I am your security detail, don’t worry I brought exactly enough bullets.”

Hitler wouldnt accept allied troops in France either

Why the fuck isn’t it called Raspberry Jam?!

The documentary film “Zootopia”

I understand several of those words.