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minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42arrow-down4·1 day agoI just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoTry this invention from 1977! (I love an excuse to bring up my favorite thing out of the US Patent database.)
minus-squaree8d79@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·32 minutes agoLooking though the related patents, fart filters certainly seem to be a hot topic among inventors. Here is a patent for a literal butt-plug fart filter. This one is from last year.
minus-squareanytimesoon@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoDo you know if they ever ended up making any of these? I’m struggling to really understand “non-adhesive adherence” as well as other parts of that abstract
minus-squareYesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoIf only there was a way to reuse vape pens for something useful/funny
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoFill them with farts and then pass them around to friends.
minus-squareYesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoJust imagine blasting monstrous cloud farts that smell like strawberries with a hint of shitting in the woods
minus-squareHowAbt2day@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoMy regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoWealthy Republicans have them working on a filtered and thermocontrolled chastity belt as top priority.
I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.
Try this invention from 1977!
(I love an excuse to bring up my favorite thing out of the US Patent database.)
Looking though the related patents, fart filters certainly seem to be a hot topic among inventors.
Here is a patent for a literal butt-plug fart filter.
This one is from last year.
Do you know if they ever ended up making any of these? I’m struggling to really understand “non-adhesive adherence” as well as other parts of that abstract
If only there was a way to reuse vape pens for something useful/funny
Fill them with farts and then pass them around to friends.
Just imagine blasting monstrous cloud farts that smell like strawberries with a hint of shitting in the woods
My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.
Wealthy Republicans have them working on a filtered and thermocontrolled chastity belt as top priority.