Is anyone actually surprised by this?

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    20 hours ago

    I think its called a data lake, so they don’t “store” it, its rather floating around there 🤪

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      20 hours ago

      These lakes are formed when the cloud is saturated and gives us data precipitation.

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        10 hours ago

        thanks for the great picture 👍

        so here is the current cloud clima forecast:

        The saturated clouds will rain into the data lakes that are already overspilling here and there into the ransomstreams already taking all soil in their way with them. During the day there will be security clouds preventing from visible rain only while during the night those same security clouds rain themselves all collected data to their homelake while their homelake security already is corrupted and spills over regulary.

        As soon as the fort-cisc-pal-ocstricken-redm-ondams breach it’ll gonna have floods with multi-exabyte waveheights and the ripples of the release will be felt over to far east china and the currents will circulate around the world multiple times causing damage and devastation in their wake around the world and eventually even reach connected orbit.

        The floods will have the potential to also wash away and /or drown or choke all the big tech dinosaurs. Only small foss mammals and deep sea amphibics will survive this historic event.

        … you kinda asked for it 😉 same as “they” kinda asked for it too. 🤔