As in: you agree with the article’s assertion?

lol shut the fuck up NYT

Lmao ok sure buddy

Bending spoons are a bunch of no-talent hyper capitalist private equity fuckwits whose core competence involves acquiring companies and cutting any novel, interesting, or long term projects that require any investment whatsoever to the bone, regardless of whether or not said cuts destroy long-term core competencies, and then extracting as much value as possible from the remains until it goes tits up. They are a plague of a company, and they’ve sucked the life out of more than a few companies that don’t deserve to have been parasitized like that.

This fluff article is comically obvious, disingenuous, and gross. They are a bad company, and they provide no real value to anyone except their shareholders. Which, I guess, makes them “successful” in this day and age.

Source: worked at a company they acquired. Left before the acquisition, but I had some good friends who were still there when it happened. They cut upwards of 90% of the staff, hollowed out the parts of the business that, while less profitable, was by far the most interesting and challenging technical domain and enabled novel R&D, and converted from primarily B2B to a direct-to-consumer subscription model that completely flopped.

Oooooohhhh is it starting? I hope it’s starting 🤩

Suck my huang

I was very annoyed at them when they did it to Ukraine, but it’s honestly a lot more based in this context

lol Microslop gonna Microslop

And yet, the marketing for these systems keeps getting more and more hyped.

lol wow, they’re really gonna try to just vibe code the thing. Fascinating.

Operation Epstein Fail

FTFY

I’m not sure it will, because Asahi isn’t selling anything, and hardware that Apple EOLs is hardware that Apple doesn’t care as much about

Another excellent point

For even more fun, look into the FAA’s “regulation” of Boeing, which was effectively “do you super duper pinky promise that you followed the rules?”

Seriously, the verification was done by Boeing and then reported back to the FAA

Well, are there any design constraints? What are they?

Wow how about no? What the actual fuck?

“Bored of Peace”

Which, again, could incite actual rebellion. That’s never been done. Even during either world war. Even during the Civil War.