Womp womp.

This article needs more hashtags. Also, all I saw in the headline was “FIRE CUBAN DOCTORS.” Took me a few more glances to notice the inexplicably smaller print.

Yeah, I bet dads in Iran don’t even check in on their son’s pornhub search history. Fucking heathens.

One day we’ll all look back at this time and remember the heroes who stood up in unison and proclaimed, “WE ARE CONCERNED.” Their concerns and strongly worded letters will echo through history.

What the fuck is this Russian propaganda horseshit doing on my feed?

We are not a serious country.

Ok.

It’s really not hard these days.

I’m permabanned from Reddit, so…

All while he’s glazing Mamdani for saying…pretty much the same fucking thing?

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Is the likelihood of an invasion based on something Iran is doing? Or is it dependent on how horrifying the next Epstein file drop will be? I mean…I know the fucking answer to this already. Doesn’t make it any less infuriating. This piece of shit will start World War III, all to distract everyone from the fact that he raped children. “No new wars.”

The first four years or so that I was on Reddit, I never once received a ban for anything. Since Trump was elected, I pretty much got temp bans every couple of months. Every one was from me being mean to obvious Russian trolls. And then this morning, I got permanently banned for a comment I made over a week ago, that according to Reddits own metrics, received a grand total of zero views. I called a fascist a, um, fascist, and that he wasn’t just licking boots, he was deep throating them. That was a step too far, according to Reddit. And now I’m here.