Oh no, how am I going to pick a server?! That’s even harder than choosing a shirt to put on!

Goodbye 99% of reddit users.

Did anyone even think about this once while not reading news stories about it?

Suicide by poll?

He means “transistor radio”. It’s what people used to call the wireless.

Has Hunter S Thompson always been in Trailer Park Boys?

I hope the Iranians make Trump give them all ESPN as part of the ceasefire agreement.

I appreciated the ambiguity of the sentence.

The Five Guys will help.

It’s also pretty alarming that he has decided that “she” is specifically a teenager.

I like that the whole article is based on another journalist’s hunch and speculation.

Yeah, but also sometimes people are just thick.

Confirmation he is American.

It’s just an old spelling of demon. So that.

They’d find an address in seconds if the wall had a Palestine flag on it.

Wait until you find out what happened to five of the Twelve Apostles…

Finally! I tried to play it on PS4 via streaming but could not get on with the low framerate.

Baal isn’t Satan - that’s just ignorant.

There should be a version where they’re brown and at the end they suddenly get bags put over their heads by Trump’s paramilitary.

Is this the one happening in Trumpland? The article helpfully neglected to include any context.