I appreciated the ambiguity of the sentence.

The Five Guys will help.

It’s also pretty alarming that he has decided that “she” is specifically a teenager.

I like that the whole article is based on another journalist’s hunch and speculation.

Yeah, but also sometimes people are just thick.

Confirmation he is American.

It’s just an old spelling of demon. So that.

They’d find an address in seconds if the wall had a Palestine flag on it.

Wait until you find out what happened to five of the Twelve Apostles…

Finally! I tried to play it on PS4 via streaming but could not get on with the low framerate.

Baal isn’t Satan - that’s just ignorant.

There should be a version where they’re brown and at the end they suddenly get bags put over their heads by Trump’s paramilitary.

Is this the one happening in Trumpland? The article helpfully neglected to include any context.

We accept your surrender.

A place I worked got all the developers in a room and told us there’d be several redundancies. Within weeks way more than that had already found new jobs and left the sinking ship.

Take two micro-processors into the shower?

No, he doesn’t want them. He only wants what they can give to him.

Can you stroke its tummy?

Why is he still there then? We’ve known this for years now.

Trump forms “No Marks” club.